Twas the middle of the winter when we hit MacDougal Street
I come form Kostroma, she's from Tollyatti nice and sweet
We would survive until the summer boldly makes it all in vain
But we discovered the tooth powder was mixed with that cocaine
So we squeezed into the manhole, my joint burning bright
As she desided to visit Mecca, I just said "Good night"
I cant remember what kind of colours we used to fly on mizzen-top
The path of Castaneda made the Merchant Navy my next stop
With them sailors wearing skirts and cabin boy a fierce sport
Then we stalled for disembarkment at the Ulan-Bator port
I rushed into Datsan in seek of spiritual retreat
Instead I've met Karl Lagerfeld at that place on Oxford Street
Our boatswain Pasha came along, every fashion soul he enchants
By his Yamamoto jacket and his Comme des Garçons pants
And suddenly this woman with Claude Monet painted face
She cries 'It is four-twenty, we should drive to our place!'
We had no money for the cab I sold the coat that I wear
Which is crazy by Kostroma standarts, most unusual, I swear
And yet it was kinda fun, until I felt so queer
While licking greasy slime right from the little lizard's rear
While the others prayed their gods with a pagan admiration
I was busy making progress with my Urdu-Latin Tsoy translation
When my drinking volume has exceeded a fourteen hundred gram
I boarded a subway to Thiruvananthapuram
We fly across the desert, this train is a wreck, alright
The course is plotted by the stars and by an old bluesman transvestite
The view from the window is something and it's something realy odd
Looks like steelmakers are dancing or maybe like women fight in mud
I guess I must be lucky, my next nervous breakdown was so brief
So I tried to reach Kathmandu through the Great Barrier Reef
My facial hair stopped growing from the mushrooms that I ate
I was looking like a person of some heroic fate
My witch-doctor asked my doctor, how come I'm still alive
While it is learning Swahili which has made me shine and thrive
When strangers come to village I will kick their ass goodbye
Us Russians when abroad cannot stand them foreign guys